stories.
Each category ordered from most recently finished.
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CHAPTERED STORIES
Switch | PG-13 for strong language, sexual themes and rude humor | Romance/Humor
Gwen Nazereth has always been a normal girl. But after many pulled strings, she enters Middy High School…as a boy! Alias Terrence Nazereth, she finds out the certain – ahem – difficulties of being a girl disguised as a boy, though she can’t deny that life is good. The only problem is: she’s in love with her best friend!
Stepfriends | PG-13 for language, mild sexual themes and rude humor| Romance/Humor
After pre-teen drama, Karen and Russell are now on opposite ends of the school and haven’t spoken to each other for two years–until their parents announce their engagement! Now they’re forced to live with each other, that is, if they can’t split them apart themselves.
WRITER’S BLOCK
Writer’s Block | G | General
The pains of writer’s block and what it can lead to. Exactly 1000 words.
Red Oranges And Chinese Hair-Dye | G | General
Red oranges smell like Chinese hair dye….
Along My Lines of Thinking | PG-13 for strong language | Humor/General
Just come with me and see exactly how I try to write a story during Writer’s Block.
Helpless When She Smiles | G | Romance/General
When Kathleen can’t find the right song on her playlist, someone stops by to help her along.
Lost Luck In L.A. | G | Romance/General
When a girl gets lost in L.A., who else better to escort her around than Skandar Keynes? Features one of my friends, Esther.
The One Where The Fag Totally Pwns | PG-13 for language and mild themes | Humor/General
The one story where the fag totally pwns. Oneshot, pointless drabble. (:
I WANT YOUR BODY | PG-13 for language and sensuality | Friendship/Humor
Turner wants Alec’s body.
HOBO-SEXUALLL | PG-13 for rude humor | Humor/Crack
A hobo is hobosexual.
MUST READ! AUTHOR’S NOTE! READ NOW! | G | Humor/Crack
IMPORTANT AUTHOR’S NOTE CLICK ON LINK AND READ!!!!
ORIGINAL ONESHOTS
Bad Habits | PG for mild sensuality | Romance/Humor
Dean wants Sammy to stop biting his nails. Sammy just wants to know if Dean is gay. Oh well. What are they supposed to do, handcuffed together? Slash/mxm
Adventures At The Skating Rink | PG for mild language | Romance/Humor
A stupid little date to the rollerskating rink. Darien likes it. And Noah knows it. Cutesy fluff, harmless, light, random, et cetera. Completely plotless, heartwarming :D Rated for mild language.
More Than An Accident | PG for mild language | Romance/Humor
Oliver mistakes Caitlin for his girlfriend and kisses her, before noticing that she’s not his girlfriend. A short friendship forms, until realizing that there’s something else between them. Het, fluff, oneshot :D Rated for mild language.
Bottom Discrepancy | PG-13 for language, sensuality and rude humor | Romance/Humor
You always hear about the guys arguing about who’s on the top, but how about on the BOTTOM? There’s a first for everything, though. Jerry wants to be on the bottom, but so does Travis. However, there is one solution… fluff/slash/oneshot/fun :D
Jack Barakat Is Not As Cute As You | PG-13 for language and mild sensuality | Romance/Humor
Jeremiah loves All Time Low. Maxwell’s an all-devoted boyfriend. And it’s Jeremiah’s birthday. So what do you think that Max decides to do? Fluff, short oneshot, boylove/yaoi/slash…as usual :3
STFUWTFGTGOMFG2Q2BSTR8 | PG for mild language | Romance/Humor
Basically how a STFU moment turned into a WTF moment to a GTG moment to an OMFG moment to a 2Q2BSTR8 moment. Yup. Boylove/slash/yaoi, fluffy oneshot. :D
Balloons, Roses, And A VERY Romantic First Kiss | G | Romance/Humor
After being separated for THREE WHOLE MONTHS—Sam decides to greet Esther at the airport in her return from Taiwan. Summer can change one person a lot, you know. Het, oneshot, and extremely fluffy. Co-written Alice/YingYing. For our friend Esther.
Green-Eye For The New Guy | PG-13 for language, rude humor and sensuality | Romance/Humor
Ever since Jeremiah has set foot in Max’s English class, he’s been following Max everywhere. But as Jeremiah is making new friends, Max swears he’s not jealous. Seriously. Slash, fluff, oneshotyay. :D
A Can of Soda | PG-13 for rude humor and language | Romance/General
“Our love is like a can of soda.” Andrea and Victor may not be the perfect couple, but they are in the perfect kind of love. Het, fluff, oneshot. Rated for rude humor and language.
Click | PG for mild rude humor | Romance/General
It was like that satisfying click when the two pieces of a puzzle perfectly align, or when the bands of a roller skate hold both sides of a shoe together. Fluff, het, oneshot.
Lavender Blossoms | PG for mild language | Romance/Hurt/Comfort
Hearts can be broken once, and only by one person. Only by your soulmate. Hearts can be mended more than once, however. And only by the one you love the most. Het, fluff, romance, oneshot.
Of Flip-Flops and Bathrooms | PG-13 for language and sensuality | Romance/Humor
The only thing worse than wanting to take a piss is accidentally slipping in the mud while feeling so. So Dylan and Caleb go on an adventure to find a bathroom, but apparently, the school isn’t open on the weekends… SLASH, fluff, drabble-y, oneshot.
My Best Friend’s Brother | G | Romance/General
Alyssa couldn’t help falling for her best friend’s brother, even if he was two years older… Oneshot, harmless fluff, het, romance.
When You Love Someone | G | Romance/General
“When you love someone, tell them, because hearts are often broken with words left unspoken.” Or sometimes they’re just confused. Love, fluff, het, oneshot.
Indecisiveness Runs In The Family | PG-13 for language and themes | Romance/Humor
It’s Noah’s first time going to Darien’s house, except he has no idea what to do. It’s hard for him to suggest activities for them both, and Darien’s tired of his indecisiveness. So he decides to take matters into his own hands. SLASH, fluff, oneshot.
Always Unrequited | PG for mild language | Romance/General
When two people are together, everyone is happy, right? Wrong. Unrequited love is the worst, at least, according to Roxanne. Fluff, het, romance, oneshot.
That’s Our Baby | PG-13 for themes and mild language | Friendship/Humor
Ken usually doesn’t have a lab partner for Biology. However, Adrian, the school slash-yaoi fanboy, comes and asks him to be partners for their genotype/phenotype lab. SLASH IF YOU SQUINT.
Like Vines | G | Romance/General
Marci doesn’t exactly like it when random strangers steal her notebook in the middle of her dance class and start reading her stories. But sometimes those strangers can be awfully charming. Love, fluff, oneshot.
Jump, Don’t Swim | PG-13 for strong language | Romance/Humor
The only way to repair a difficult relationship is with gifts, right? It’s going to be kind of hard for Skylar to repair his, since his gift is at the bottom of a frozen pond. SLASH, FLUFF, love.
He Looks Like A Girl | PG-13 for strong language | Romance/Humor
“Dude, that chick is so pretty. I wouldn’t mind making out with her.” “Dude, that chick is a dude.” “…oh.”
More Than What Meets The Video Camera | PG for mild language | Romance/General
A boy and his camera. A girl and her sketchbook. A stalker in a tree. Someone pretty in a park. Het, romance, fluffshot. Rated for mild language. Enjoy.
A Couple of Witty Banter | PG for mild themes | Romance/Humor
Just two guys arguing in Sherwood forest… Silly little crack slash (:. Written with my friend Esther. Probably should go on Fanfiction…
The Window Bed | PG-13 for strong language and sensuality | Romance/Humor
Jerry and Travis absolutely hate each other, more than Travis hates camping. But when they both want the window bed… Slash/Lime (:
How To Say Good-Bye | G | Romance/Friendship
When Danny and Spence were little kids, they didn’t know how to say good-bye. No, really, they didn’t. Hinted slash/fluff. (:
All About Slash | PG-13 for strong language and sensuality | Humor/Friendship
Ken just wants to know what the heck it’s like to read what Adrian reads. Except, Adrian happens to read about guys making out. Slash if you SQUINT.
Objects In The Mirror | G | Romance/General
A curious girl observes a boy in her hand mirror… Fluff, oneshot.
I Can Do Anything Better Than You | PG for mild language | Romance/General
Braden has always done everything better than Ellen. So when he tries to apologize to her, she just tells him to go screw himself. Unfortunately, she seems to take one apology a different way. Oneshot, overly fluffy.
Fairy Princesses | R for sex and language | Romance/Smut
He’s in a fairy princess outfit when his twin’s best friend walks in. So what do they do? Pwp/yaoi. (:
Not A Love Story | PG-13 for strong language | Romance/Tragedy
Tristan’s so hopelessly in love with Katrina, who’s the only girl in school who hates him. He decides to confess… Oneshot, fluff
Sorry | G | Life/General
“He wakes up. He gets out of bed. He accidentally kicks his laundry basket. ‘Sorry,’ he says.”
Oh. | PG for mild sensuality | Romance/General
He could only say one word: “Oh.”
A Little Secret | PG for mild language | Romance/Humor
Erin bugs and bugs and bugs Connor, but he still won’t tell her who he likes! Oneshot, based off of a little dream I had about my friend back in eighth grade when I had still liked him . Fluff. :3
Halloween-O-Phobia | PG for sensuality | Friendship/Romance
Bebe has an irrational fear of Halloween, and is forced to stay alone during the holiday. Her girlfriend Dys loves Halloween. Take it as romance or friendship whichever to your preference . Fluff. Oneshot.
Dabin vs. Rovey | PG-13 for mild language and strong sensuality | Romance/Humor
Robin Hood and his best friend Davey go out and take a poll to see who would top in their completely HYPOTHETICAL relationship. For ObsessedaboutEverything, aka Esther. Slash.
(What) What in the What? | PG-13 for language and sensuality | Romance/Humor
Alana tries to explain to Janie how butt sex works. And then they move onto lesbian sex… First attempt at femmeslash/ FxF!
Insisting The Truth | PG-13 for strong language and sensuality | Romance/Humor
Just because he’s gay does NOT mean he has a crush on me. Spence tries to convince himself Danny doesn’t like him, when he realizes that he’s the one who liked Danny in the first place.
Drunk Men On Saturday Night | PG for language | Humor/Crack
Crackiness…two boys are (trying to) doing their homework when one of their dads comes home completely hammered.
Reaction | PG-13 for language | Romance/Humor
GAH! I can’t take it anymore! We’re in the middle of playing Dead or Alive 4 on his XBox 360, our thighs our touching, my heart is beating out against my chest, and I can’t stand it! It’s time I’ve told him I love him. Oneshot, fluffehness
Chasing Cars | 9+ for mild language | Friendship/General
If I lay here…if I just lay here…would you lie with me and just forget the world?
The Story Where They Kiss… | PG-13 for language | Romance/General
…at a party and they’re not (that) drunk. Or gay. The idea was to kiss someone at random on the New Years’. How the heck was she supposed to know that he was going to kiss her, after they’ve been friends for so long?
Kissing Is Part of Tradition | PG-13 for language | Romance/General
He loves me, he loves me not. Why can’t I tell him that I love him? Oh yeah, because he’s my best friend and I’ve been avoiding him for two months. So why am I standing on his front porch in the middle of winter break?
One Drink | R for sex, language and drinking | Romance/Smut
All it took was once drink. WARNING: Rated for: Slash, sex scene/lemon, language and underage drinking.
Just A Ham Sandwich | G | Humor/Parody
George just wanted a ham sandwich for Christmas. But after one dead baby, hilarity and randomness ensue. Drabble, Christmas parody. See how much satire you can find.
Love, Anonymous | G | Romance/General
Violet, a completely not caring about love kind of girl, receives a rose and a love letter for Christmas. Problem is, feelings don’t seem to spur up in her heart.
There’s A Mango In My Belly Button | PG-13 for strong language and sensuality | Humor/Crack
An endless crack!fic full of random topics that would be the last thing to find a seventeen year old discuss. The story may torture you out of curiosity, though. By that, I mean if you believe that curiosity killed the cat, then DON’T READ!
Revenge | PG for porn mentions | Romance/Humor
Girl meets guy. Girl likes guy. Girl stalks guy. Guy teases girl. Girl’s heart is broken. Girl gets revenge. 2008 For my friend YingYing
Trevor’s Story | PG-13 for strong language | Romance/Humor
He had a reason to break up with her. It’s just that she didn’t like it. But he couldn’t hide his feelings.
Under The Mistletoe | G | Romance/General
She’s at the dance, he’s at the dance, she’s trying to avoid him because he knows she likes him! But now they’re stuck together…in front of everyone in their grade…under the mistletoe!
Kiss The Girl | PG for underage drinking | Romance/General
You know that quote called “love at first sight”? Maybe, just maybe, it’s true. ‘It don’t take a word, not a single word, go on and kiss the girl.’
Taking Chances | PG-13 for strong language | Romance/Friendship
She likes him, but they haven’t spoken for so long…now she’s back with taking chances, but only as friends. JUST FRIENDS. A…daydream of mine, somewhat based off my life but did not happen.
Dear Diary | G | Romance/General
A diary is found.
Christmas Surprise | PG for mild sensuality | Romance/General
Sammy’s giant crush on Alan can’t hold it any longer. So, on Christmas, she decides to give him a little Christmas surprise!
Something Totally New | G | Romance/General
Freddie and Cameron have been friends since the sandbox. But when Freddie decides to spill his feelings for her, he messes up…big time! What will become of their friendship?
A Leprechaun’s Lost Luck | G | Fantasy/Adventure
Emma and Robert, nemises of the wood coven, go on an adventure down to rescue Emma’s clover back! Or else she’ll be the unluckiest leprechaun in the forest!
The Little Girl Who Cryed Roast Beef | G | Humor/Satire
There once was a little girl who cried roast beef. The end.
